the blog where i'm allowed to swear

May 29

knowhomo:

LGBTQ* Sketch Comedy

Lesbian Speed Dating on the Big Gay Sketch Show

May 28

Hal Sparks | You’ve been saying those phrases backwards. Now, stop it. (x)

Feb 20

quote Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

— My flammable roommate’s fabulous writing professor (via eternallyinthetardis)
Feb 17
Feb 15
funnyordie:

Prop 8 Overturned: The Funniest Signs Supporting Gay Marriage
Remember that ruling that deprived human beings of basic rights? It’s been overturned. Let’s celebrate with some of the funniest pro-gay marriage signs.

funnyordie:

Prop 8 Overturned: The Funniest Signs Supporting Gay Marriage

Remember that ruling that deprived human beings of basic rights? It’s been overturned. Let’s celebrate with some of the funniest pro-gay marriage signs.

Feb 10

Kuntian philosophy

shitmystudentswrite:

If your girlfriend were to ask Kant how she looked, Kant would be a cunt and say ‘You do not look good’ instead of lying.

best explanation of the moral imperative ever

Feb 08
Feb 07

Shit Twin Cities People Say: →

stuffaboutminneapolis:

Do you have any lotion?
This is where they invented the Jucy Lucy.
Seriously, air conditioning? Seriously?
Wait, is there a snow emergency?
So I think we can park on the odd…no, the even…no…
It’s gotta be peak color right now
It’s called a turn signal!
Do you have Surly on tap?
Let’s go there, I think they have Surly on tap.
Come here once.
Duck duck grey duck.
Do you want to come with?
I don’t care, it’ll always be Dayton’s to me.
I haven’t shaved my legs in 3 weeks.
Where did you get those boots?
They only sell this cheese at Surdyk’s.
Fucking bikers!
I don’t go to St. Paul
I got these at the Farmer’s Market
I was an extra in The Mighty Ducks
You guys, we should totally do the Peddle Pub
It’s called a zipper merge!
Yeah, but what’s the windchill?
Sven said to bundle up
I so do not have an accent
Gimme that bug spray once

Jan 30
Jan 30